My outlook on life had changed. My impatience for progress in everything I pursued had not.
So. too impatient to wait for Rebound to call me, I went to the internet.
After he accepted my facebook friend request, Betty Burn and I immediately logged on to stalk his page, and what did we find? Just below the line “Rebound is now friends with Betty Bedford” was a relationship status change:
“Rebound is no longer listed as ‘married’”
Burn and I turned to each other: “Perfect!” Read more…
I met Pepe, the Frenchman, during my short stint in New York City between marriages. Read more…
I had filed for divorce from England the day before I flew back to New York City. After months of mind-fucking and despair, one statement had awoken me from my nightmare, and it was this
“Know your worth!”
My conclusion: I’m young, smart, pretty, funny, special, and totally fuckable. I wanted, and deserved, to be treated that way by men.
So plane now landed, and with only three, completely stuffed suitcases but no ‘baggage’ to my name, I was planning to land something of my own: The Perfect Rebound. Read more…
Hint- you might have to already know a celebrity, work in the entertainment industry, and/or sell your couch-surfing as a way to get the celebrity publicity. But damn—What a great idea!
Mark Malkoff, a former Colbert Report staffer, asked, and look at all the fun he had having sleep-overs with celebrities!
Don’t let your lack of connections discourage you. Because of modern technology, the world is ‘smaller’, and you probably are already a degree or two away from being Facebook friends with a celebrity.
Right now I’m daydreaming about supplementing my income by asking celebrities to help me eat like they do by buying my groceries for a week or asking them to play match-maker for me by sending me on dates with their rich, single friends, or switching lives for a week so I can vacation in style. Read Mark’s story in Glamour at the link provided while I scroll through mutual friends lists on Facebook… Read more…